What Happens When God Becomes Your Personal Assistant for a Day?
✨ What Happens When God Becomes Your Personal Assistant for a Day?
Ever wondered what would happen if God took over your to-do list?
Like, legit took your phone, opened your Notes app, stared at the endless chaos and said:
“Even I can’t fix this in seven days.”
Welcome to a day in my life—where divine intervention meets unread emails, unwritten book reviews, and that one cupboard I’ve been avoiding since 2022.
📌 Task 1: Staring at My To-Do List Like It’s the Next Big Villain
God took one glance and sighed.
“The Prime Minister’s planner is less intimidating.”
He picked it up like it was cursed.
“She’s a human, not a content machine. Review this, design that, post reels, clean shelf, cook… and then ask why she has a migraine. Ma’am. Blink.”
Relatable. Brutal. Accurate.
📌 Task 2: Brainstorming Instagram Posts (With Divine Creative Block)
He scrolled through my Bookstagram feed, nodded approvingly, then whispered:
“She’s good. Too good. Can’t even ask ChatGPT, she’ll know.”
Then He stared out the window like a Victorian poet, muttered “Oh God, give me an idea”—
and paused mid-prayer. The burnout hit harder than lightning on Mount Sinai.
📌 Task 3: Reading Romance & Goodreads Rabbit Holes
He opened my Kindle. Saw the book title. Blushed.
“So much romance. Not enough commas.”
Picked the shortest book. Avoided the chunky ones like judgment day.
Then spiraled into Goodreads reviews like the rest of us, reading three-star rants and saying,
“This mortal has a point.”
Even divinity can’t escape the emotional rollercoaster of book reviews.
📌 Task 4: Working Out, or Just… Walking It Off
God vs. Treadmill was the match of the day.
“Why are humans running but not going anywhere?”
He stepped on, panicked at the speed, and decided walking was more His vibe.
Zero reps. Full serenity.
📌 Task 5: Cooking… or Debating Swiggy Morality
The plan was to cook. The plan died.
He stared at the fridge, debated ordering food, opened Swiggy, closed it, opened it again, stared at a protein bar, and gave up.
“Why is every meal a moral dilemma?”
📌 Task 6: Creating Reels (aka Scrolling Into Oblivion)
He had one trending audio in mind.
Then He refreshed Instagram… and five new ones appeared.
“What is this purgatory?”
Eventually gave up and made a minimalist Canva post. Called it divine. And honestly? It slapped.
📌 Task 7: Cleaning My Cupboard, Accidentally Playing Lo-Fi Bollywood
He picked up the mess. Tried playing a podcast.
Accidentally clicked on a Bollywood playlist.
Next thing you know, God was vibing to old Arijit Singh tracks and folding t-shirts like a monk.
The chaos? Still there. The music? Divine. The mood? Forgiven.
📌 Divine Closure: A Note on My Table
When the day ended, I found this note on my study table:
“Play some music. Break a few rules.
And for heaven’s sake—close some tabs.”
Signed,
G.
🧠 What This Chaos Taught Me (Besides the Fact That Even God Can Burn Out)
Maybe perfection isn’t the goal. Maybe the to-do list will always look like a modern-day Book of Revelations. But in the mess, music, and memes—there’s a rhythm.
So if God can’t finish your checklist in a day…
Maybe it’s okay you don’t either.
🤔 And You?
If God became your assistant for a day,
What task would you delegate immediately?
(And be honest: it’s the group chat replies, right?)
👇 Tell me in the comments and let’s cry-laugh together.
This blog post is part of ‘Blogaberry Dazzle’
hosted by Cindy D’Silva and Noor Anand Chawla
TAGS – KrishnaInModernLife, DivineAssistant, ContentCreatorChaos, FunnySpiritualBlog, ToDoListStruggles, WittyIndianBlog, KrishnaComic, BurnoutHumor, GodAsPA
Absolutely loved this piece! The writing is hilarious, but what made me laugh even more were the beautiful pictures—Krishna’s expressions are priceless! Felt like He was actually judging the to-do list too. Divine humour at its best!
If God were my assistant for a day, I’d have them organize my digital life especially with my photos. Because if anyone can bring order to my HUGE collection of photographs – year wise with divine magic, it’s definitely God! And that gentle nudge that maybe even gods appreciate a good cup of chai, perfect touch but in my case may be a cup of mocha or hot Qehwa.
I would certainly ask him to do my grocery shopping and create reels or become my video editor , these are the two tasks that sap away all my energy and would really need the hand of God.
This post is pure comedic gold ; Krishna as your content creator, meltdown coach, and cupboard-cleaning DJ? Genius! Your blend of divine humor and everyday burnout is so relatable. Loved how even God couldn’t keep up with the to-do list!
Wow…amazing thought process you have. I cannot even imagine if forced to! I wish I could write fiction so well. If God were my assistant, I don’t know what tasks I would give Him. I kept smiling throughout while reading your post. The images complement the blog so well.
Chuckled through reading this post, Sameeksha! Loved the idea of God becoming your PA and rolling his eyes at what all he had to handle!
Definitely the group chat replies. Who has the patience to keep up with all those threads? I’d hand that off right away and let God handle the endless , seen it and emoji storms.
Very well writen dear, its a reminder that even if the to-do list never ends, taking a breath and finding some joy in the little moments is what matters most. Loved the divine touch of Arijit Singh vibes while folding clothes.
You have beautifully conveyed such a strong message with a perfect blend of wit and laughter. Brilliant!
The Divine closure was hilarious. And the line, ” Can’t use ChatGPT, she ‘d know” God is scared of being judged too!!
Loved this. LOL! even he’s tired of the world he created, the chaos of technology and the overladen internet lives. Take a chill pill, G. 😀
If God were my assistant for a day I’m pretty sure he’d resign before EOD.
But your take, ooof! Maza aa gaya padh k
The thought of Krishna diving into your to‑do list—only to throw hands up at multitasking—is comedy gold
I loved the way you turned everyday chaos into something so light-hearted and hilarious. Honestly, if God were my assistant, I’d hand over all the YouTube editing and reel creation and uploads (three times a day!)—the rest I can manage just fine.
If God were my assistant, I would ask Him to sort my mailbox—I’m always running out of space—clean my cupboard, discard unwanted clothes, and make way for new ones. Oh! I would also ask Him to clear my WhatsApp storage and delete unwanted audio/video files.
Loved your post; good thinking to make God your assistant.
Haha, what a fun post! You’ve got me thinking. What would I ask God? Hmm, nothing really. But he hopefully he/she won’t ask me to stop chanting their name all day.
This is divine humour on point. Krishna trying to tackle a content‑creator’s to‑do list is peak burnout comedy, and utterly relatable.
Love how the myth and mundane blend so effortlessly: divine procrastination is real, and honestly, so is the relief.
Haha! That note by God? Epic! It had me in splits. How true, right? Break a few rules and definitely close the tabs. 😀
If God is my assistant, would have him or her organize my folders on my laptop. Segregate my various drafts neatly 🙂 Hilarious and the images were a hoot
Damn, it feels like you explored the day to day life of a creator who is also doing a lot of other things to manage life. I can feel you and can only wonder how God will react to that.
Amazing post… You are following on the footsteps of our great saints who put god to work in their days.!!!
Sameeksha’s playful narrative made me pause and laugh at the beautiful chaos of life—where divine whispers guide everyday chores. Thank you for weaving humor and devotion into such delightful clarity.
Your playful narrative made me pause and laugh at the beautiful chaos of life—where divine whispers guide everyday chores. Thank you for weaving humor and devotion into such delightful clarity.
If God became my assistant, I’d hand over the endless WhatsApp replies and emotional labor of saying “no” nicely. Also, He can deal with meal planning—divine palate, divine solutions.
Ah what a day it would be to have him as an assistant..i absolutely enjoyed reading about yours.
This was absolutely delightful to read! I wish this actually happened to me!!
Hahaa! What a fun read!